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And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. --Anais Nin

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How come if alcohol kills millions of brain cells, it never killed the ones that made me want to drink?" --Unknown

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I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me." --Winston Churchill

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I am completely loving the bizarre statements from Charlie Sheen! On Why He'll Never Touch Drugs Again --"I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people, people who aren't special, people who don't have tiger blood and Adonis DNA." --Charlie Sheen

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People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. --Ann Landers

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Charlie Sheen — he's our new national pastime. Sorry baseball, call me when your foul lines are drawn with coke." –Stephen Colbert

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Illinois officials report that drug sniffing dogs are wrong as much as 70 percent of the time — probably because they're sniffing drugs all day." –Jay Leno

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I said NO! to drugs... but they didn't listen!  --Mitch Hedberg

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In my neighborhood we said Yo! to drugs.  --Unknown

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I used to have a drug problem but now I make enough money.  --David Lee Roth

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You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye.  --Hunter S. Thompson

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The basic thing nobody asks is why do people take drugs of any sort? Why do we have these accessories to normal living to live? I mean, is there something wrong with society that's making us so pressurized that we cannot live without guarding ourselves against it?  --John Lennon

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Let me be clear about this: I don't have a drug problem, I have a police problem.  --Keith Richards

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Did you know America ranks the lowest in education but the highest in drug use? It's nice to be number one, but we can fix that. All we need to do is start the war on education. If it's anywhere near as successful as our war on drugs, in no time we'll all be hooked on phonics.  --Leighann Lord

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I don't do drugs. I am drugs.  --Salvador Dali

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Annual drug deaths: tobacco: 395,000, alcohol: 125,000, 'legal' drugs: 38,000, illegal drug overdoses: 5,200, marijuana: 0. Considering government subsidies of tobacco, just what is our government protecting us from in the drug war?  --William Turnbow

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Why is it drug addicts and computer aficionados are both called users?  --Clifford Stoll

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According to government studies, alcohol is more socially damaging than heroin or crack, though not as socially damaging as government studies." --John Alejandro King

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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? --W. Clement Stone

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 "Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town."  --George Carlin

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I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.  --Brendan Behan

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I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars - the rest I just squandered.  --George Best

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I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.  --Brendan Behan

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I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.  --Winston Churchill

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I tried to drown my sorrows, but the bastards learned how to swim, and now I am overwhelmed by this decent and good feeling.  --Frida Kahlo

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Drunkenness is simply voluntary insanity. --Seneca

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The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk they're sober.  --William Butler Yeats

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