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A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.  --Mark Twain

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It's really the cat's house - we just pay the mortgage.  --Unknown

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As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.  --Ellen Perry Berkeley

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In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.
--Dereke Bruce

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When dogs leap onto your bed, it's because they adore being with you. When cats leap onto your bed, it's because they adore your bed.  --Jules Champfleury

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I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down. Pigs treat us as equals.  --Winston Churchill

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I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.  --Jean Cocteau

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Time spent with cats is never wasted.  -Sidonie Colette

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Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.  --Mary Bly

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Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.  --James Herriot

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Although all cat games have their rules and rituals, these vary with the individual player. The cat, of course, never breaks a rule. If it does not follow precedent, that simply means it has created a new rule and it is up to you to learn it quickly if you want the game to continue.  --Sidney Denham

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Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.  --Garrison Keillor

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The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.  --Doug Larson

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God made the cat so that man might have the pleasure of caressing the tiger.  --Ferdinand Mery

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Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly.  --Andre Norton

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The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer.  --Paula Poundstone

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There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.  --Albert Schweitzer

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You can't own a cat. The best you can do is be partners. --Henry Swanson

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A meow massages the heart.  --Stuart McMillan

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It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animal kept as pets.  --Illinois State Law

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Purring is an automatic safety valve device for dealing with happiness overflow.  --Unknown

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It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens.  --Cynthia E. Varnado

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Your cat will never threaten your popularity by barking at three in the morning. He won't attack the mailman or eat the drapes, although he may climb the drapes to see how the room looks from the ceiling.  --Helen Powers

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Kittens are born with their eyes shut. They open them in about six days, take a look around, then close them again for the better part of their lives.  --Stephen Baker

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I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days.  --Bill Dana

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A cat pours his body on the floor like water.  --William Lyon Phelps

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A cat's got her own opinion of human beings. She don't say much, but you can tell enough to make you anxious not to hear the whole of it.  --Jerome K. Jerome

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I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.  --Edgar Allan Poe

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My cat speaks sign language with her tail.  --Robert A. Stern

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Everything I know I learned from my cat: When you're hungry, eat. When you're tired, nap in a sunbeam. When you go to the vet's, pee on your owner.  --Gary Smith

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She clawed her way into my heart and wouldn't let go. --Missy Altijd

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Of all the toys available, none is better designed than the owner himself. A large multipurpose plaything, its parts can be made to move in almost any direction. It comes completely assembled, and it makes a sound when you jump on it.  --Stephen Baker

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If purring could be encapsulated, it'd be the most powerful anti-depressant on the pharmaceutical market.  --Alexis F. Hope

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Cat lovers can readily be identified. Their clothes always look old and well used. Their sheets look like bath towels and their bath towels look like a collection of knitting mistakes.  --Eric Gurney

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In the middle of a world that had always been a bit mad, the cat walks with confidence. --Rosanne Amberson

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If I tried to tell you how much I love my cats, you wouldn't believe me - unless your heart is also meow-shaped and covered in stray fur.  --Lexie Saige

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I am as vigilant as a cat to steal cream.  --William Shakespeare

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A cat determined not to be found can fold itself up like a pocket handkerchief if it wants to.  --Louis J. Camuti

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An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language.  --Martin Buber

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A dog is the only thing on earth that will love you more than you love yourself. --Josh Billings

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