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I can't believe we still have the Miss America pageant. This is America! Where we're not supposed to judge people based on how they look; we're supposed to judge people based on how much money they make. --Heidi Joyce
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This look is one step away from a truck with a gun rack. --Mark Mason on his hairstyle
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I can't stand makeup commercials. "Do you need a lipstick that keeps your lips kissable?" No, I need a lipstick that gets me equal pay for equal work. How about eye shadow that makes me stop thinking I'm too fat? --Heidi Joyce
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Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves that they have a better idea. --John Ciardi
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Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement. --Mark Twain
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. --Groucho Marx
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The art galleries of Paris contain the finest collection of frames I ever saw. --Humphrey Davy
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When having my portrait painted I don't want justice, I want mercy. --Billy Hughes
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Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. --Hedy Lamarr
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Looks get you through the door, personality keeps you in the room. --Shaina
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She looks like she combs her hair with an egg beater. --Hedda Hopper
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I have a face that is a cross between two pounds of halibut and an explosion in an old clothes closet. --David Niven
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It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher. --Linda Evangelista
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You know the hardest thing about having cerebral palsy and being a woman It's plucking your eyebrows. That's how I originally got pierced ears. --Geri Jewell
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I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. --Janette Barber
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In such ugly times, the only true protest is beauty. --Phil Ochs
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I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair. --Hillary Clinton
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Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. --Garrison Keillor
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A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks. --Charles Gordy
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What a shame...looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks! --Unknown
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