Funny Quotes   Fantasy   -01

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Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.  --Bruce Graham

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I have always thought Klingons would be all right with some GOOD stress reduction therapy!  --David Gurzynski

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One day Little Red Riding Hood, who although she wore red was not affiliated with any gang, was walking through the woods with a basket of goodies for her grandmother when she met a homeless wolf who had been abused as a cub.  John Wing 

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