Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, "What! You too? I thought I was the only one.” C. S. Lewis
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I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. --Emo Philips
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If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, “Who could have done this? We have no enemies.” --Phyllis Diller
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A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! --Doug Larson
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If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. --Harry S. Truman
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Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow; Don't walk behind me, I may not lead; Walk beside me, and just be my friend. -- Albert Camus
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Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not starting loading stuff into a truck. --Mitch Hedberg
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Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
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The holy passion of friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money. --Mark Twain
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Friends are gods ways of apologizing for our families.
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When I was a girl I only had two friends, and they were imaginary. And they would only play with each other. --Rita Rudney
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Your best friends are those who speak well of you behind your back. --Sam Ewing
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It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. --Ralph Waldo Emerson
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I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends. --Abraham Lincoln
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If you see a friend without a smile; give him one of yours. --Unknown
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Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart. --Eleanor Roosevelt
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True friends stab you in the front. --Oscar Wilde
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Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born. --Anais Ninn
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You can gain more friends by being yourself than you can by putting up a front. You can gain more friends by building people up than you can by tearing them down. And you can gain more friends by taking a few minutes from each day to do something kind for someone, whether it be a friend or a complete stranger. What a difference one person can make! --Sasha Azevedo
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If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. --Maxwell Maltz
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There is a magnet in your heart that will attract true friends. That magnet is unselfishness, thinking of others first... when you learn to live for others, they will live for you. --Paramahansa Yogananda
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One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your three closes friends; if they seem OK, then you're the one. --Ann Landers
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He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. --Oscar Wilde
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Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. --George Elliot
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You can make more friends in two months by becoming more interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. --Dale Carnegie
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A true friend laughs at your stories even when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your troubles even when they're not so bad. --Unknown
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Sometimes being a friend means mastering the art of timing. There is a time for silence. A time to let go and allow people to hurl themselves into their own destiny. And a time to prepare to pick up the pieces when it's all over. --Gloria Naylor
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I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. --Mark Twain
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To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girl friends. --Benjamin Franklin
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If you go looking for a friend, you're going to find they're very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. --Zig Ziglar
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Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. --Mark Twain
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Friends are thieves of time. --Unknown
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Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend. --Bill Watterson
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False friends are like our shadow, keeping close to us while we walk in the sunshine but leaving us when we cross into the shade. --Christian Bovee
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Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend! --Gerard Way
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Friendship is one mind in two bodies. --Mencuis
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It's a small apartment, I've barely enough room to lay my hat and a few friends. --Dorothy Parker
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It takes a long time to grow an old friend. --John Leonard
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Never explain -- your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway. --Elbert Hubbard
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together to hurt you to the heart; the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you --Mark Twain