Funny Quotes Love -01
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To love a person is to learn the song that is in their heart, and to sing it to them when they have forgotten. --Garborg |
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Better to have loved and lost a short person than never to have loved a tall. --David Chambless |
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I don’t think I received enough love when I was a child. And not just from my parents. From my other relatives, and my friends, and from strangers and from all the creatures of the world, including bugs. --Jack Handey |
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What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. --Pearl Bailey |
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Love is not something that you can put chains on and throw into a lake. That's called Houdini. Love is liking someone a lot. --Jack Handey |
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You know it is love when you cannot fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams. |
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Love isn't what makes the world go round but it's what makes the trip worthwhile. |
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Love is grand, Divorce 80 grand. |
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Loving someone is giving them the ability to destroy you, and trusting them not to. |
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Before I met my husband, I’d never fallen in love, though I’d stepped in it a few times. --Rita Rudner |
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It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals. --Fred Allen |
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It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week. --Laurence J Peter |
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If Love is blind, what is the purpose of lingerie? |
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Love is staying up all night with a sick child, or a healthy adult. |
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Love may be blind, but it certainly finds its way around in the dark. |
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All the world loves a lover, but laughs when it gets a hold of his love letters. |
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Your picture's in my wallet and I'm sitting on it. And if that isn't love, I don't know what is. --Frank Burns |
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Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. --Zora Neale Hurston |
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If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher. |
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Most, if not all, problems brought to therapists are issues of love. It makes sense that the cure is also love. --Thomas Moore |
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The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. --Mother Theresa |
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We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect. --Alanis Morissette |
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