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They say a man can be destroyed, but he can't be defeated. I say: that’s good enough for me. --John Alejandro

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Women often ask, "What do men *really* want, deep in their souls?" The best answer -- based on in-depth analysis of the complex and subtle interplay of thought, instinct, and emotion that constitutes the male psyche -- is that, deep in their souls, men want to watch stuff go "bang." --Dave Barry

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Bachelors know all about parties. In fact, a good bachelor is a living, breathing party all by himself. At least that is what my girlfriend said when she found the gin bottles under the couch. I believe her exact words were, "You're a disgusting, drunken mess." And that's a good description of a party, if it's done right.  –P.J. O’Rourke

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It's easier to build a boy than to mend a man. --Charles Gavin

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Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause - you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.  --Rita Rudner

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Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.  --Rita Rudner

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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. --Jim Carre

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The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. --Natalie Wood

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There comes a time in every rightly constructed boy's life that he has a raging desire to go somewhere and dig for hidden treasure. --Mark Twain

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