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I didn't get a toy train like the other kids. I got a toy subway instead. You couldn't see anything, but every now and then you'd hear this rumbling noise go by. --Steven Wright
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Doll makers in England have created the Dungeon Doll. It’s based on Barbie but is dressed in a short rubber skirt and fishnet stockings. Mattel is suing the company for copyright infringement, but Ken couldn’t be happier. –Caroline Rhea
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The toy company Mattel is recalling 9 million toys because they may be dangerous. Toys are dangerous! Just look at the names: Mr. Grenado Head ... Hungry Hungry Hitler ... Crack in the Box ... --Craig Ferguson
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